If Ivy doesn’t make it to the immunologist on Tuesday because your second rate weather has caused her to catch another hospital worthy lurgy, I will kick your frosty backside right into next year.

So there!

Yours Sincerely,

Sick of Snot.

Okay. I suck. I know it.

I hear you.

My posts are big fat downers that everyone is sick of hearing (thank you new troll for pointing that out).

Going off the crazy pills was obviously a bad idea.

I have no life.

The pead told me, in no uncertain terms, that I am neurotic. He is p*ssed off with me because I refused to let the ENT doctor operate on Ivy when she is immune suppressed. That’s okay, paed, I’ll take that on board.

Noted.

Thanks.

My ‘friend’ told me I was an unmotivated fat slob and that I needed to do something about that. Yes, way to help with my already overinflated ego. Thank you. I am so beautiful, I needed to be knocked down a peg or two.

Clearly I am a terrible, depressed, ugly, lowlife.

So, as of Monday I am going to change.

You all want happy floaty posts?

Done. (Scroll down after this post there is a cute picture of the boy and an equally cute story).

Expect less though because my brain just doesn’t work that way for, oh, 70% of the time.

The paed wants me to shut my yap about my worry and stress for Ivy?

Done, although I still will not agree to the operation.

Sorry ’bout that.

Oh and I won’t go back on the crazy pills.

 I will bite the bullet and take Ivy and Noah to playgroup, no matter the germs.

I will put them in the creche and go to the gym and I will watch what I put in my mouth. God forbid I be a slob (and a fat one at that).

Oh and my neuroses?

Perhaps he will appreciate them a bit more the next time I have to present to A&E. Until then, I will keep them to myself.

Truly.

Firmly put in my place.

Honesty really is the best policy.

Over and out.