Hearing test: abnormal.
CT scan: pending.
Number of doctors closed until the end of January 2010: too many to list.
Care factor of boonie doctor: zero.
GP’s ability to organise a hospital admission: zilch.
Ability for paediatrician to stay true to his word: nil.
Chances of Ivy having an illness free Christmas: slim
Chances of preschool child vomiting, meaning gastro has come to play…again: Oh, high, very high.
Chances of the universe giving me a break?