Immy: “You know Ivy, when Santa comes, you will have to stay in your bed all night”.

Ivy (girl who never stays in her bed for the whole night): “Oh. Oooooo – kaaaaay”.

Immy: “Yes, because if you don’t sleep right through in your own bed Santa won’t come.”

Ivy (after a minute):  “Actually, I don’t want any presents because if I can’t sleep with my Mummy I will get scared and lonely.”

Love is: when your girl chooses you over Santa.