Dear Preschool Management,

I don’t think the silk worm moths that you left on the obsevation table are going to make it.

It seems that (almost) three year olds, who are coming to preschool, for the first time do not appreciate the idea of observing.

Anything.

They are more the touchy feely (shake to death) type.

You know, just for future reference.

Please don’t ask me if I feed Ivy because she is ‘so much smaller’ than Noah.

Of course I feed her.

If I didn’t she wouldn’t be at your preschool, shaking the life out of your silk worm moths.

Consider yourselves orientated.