Ivy (at the top of her lungs): No – No, you spewed! You spewed.

Noah (pretending not to hear): I love you too, Ivy! Love you too.

Ivy: You spewed, I said, you spee – you – ed!

Noah: I not pooed Ivy.

**************************************************************

2:20am Ivy: “I want to snuggle with Mummy! Iwantosnugglewithmummeeeeeee Iwantosnugglewithmumeeeeee!”

Mummy: “No, you stay in your bed.”

2:22am Ivy: “I want to snugs with you Mummy, Iwantosnugswithyooooooooooowithyooooooo

Mummy: “No, stay in your bed, Mummy’s here”.

Every two minutes until 3am: ” I want to sleep in your bed Mummy, I want to snugs with you !Iwantosnugglewithyooooooo”.

3:02 am:  Mummy relents and takes self and lobbyist to nice warm bed, out of the freezing night.

3:03am Noah: “I want to come in your bed, Mummy”. Proceeds to climb into bed.

Mummy: “No, Noah sleep in your bed”.

Noah: “No, I not“!