Ivy (at the top of her lungs): No - No, you spewed! You spewed.
Noah (pretending not to hear): I love you too, Ivy! Love you too.
Ivy: You spewed, I said, you spee - you - ed!
Noah: I not pooed Ivy.
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2:20am Ivy: “I want to snuggle with Mummy! Iwantosnugglewithmummeeeeeee Iwantosnugglewithmumeeeeee!”
Mummy: “No, you stay in your bed.”
2:22am Ivy: “I want to snugs with you Mummy, Iwantosnugswithyooooooooooowithyooooooo
Mummy: “No, stay in your bed, Mummy’s here”.
Every two minutes until 3am: ” I want to sleep in your bed Mummy, I want to snugs with you !Iwantosnugglewithyooooooo”.
3:02 am: Mummy relents and takes self and lobbyist to nice warm bed, out of the freezing night.
3:03am Noah: “I want to come in your bed, Mummy”. Proceeds to climb into bed.
Mummy: “No, Noah sleep in your bed”.
Noah: “No, I not“!