We were watching Jamie Oliver on the TV the other night.
We love his ‘bwilliarnt’ accent. Yeah?
Especially Dave. He likes to imitate Jamie and does a pretty good job of it.
Anyhow, Jamie was making this odd broad bean paste (on a side note, does anyone - besides my mother, actually like broad beans?) and he was clumping on a bit of this and that and playing his own cooking skills up, you know how he is.
Just as it breaks to the ad, Dave pipes up and says in his best cockney accent…
…” and naow I’m goink to urinate on it, yeah? But don’ you do it, yeah? ‘Cos it won’ taste enny goo’, know wha’ I mean? Bu’ when I doo it, yeah? It tastes sumpin’ speshal”.
Eat your heart out Jamie!
Davey Oliver lives at our house!
