“Davey Oliver”
We were watching Jamie Oliver on the TV the other night.
We love his ‘bwilliarnt’ accent. Yeah?
Especially Dave. He likes to imitate Jamie and does a pretty good job of it.
Anyhow, Jamie was making this odd broad bean paste (on a side note, does anyone - besides my mother, actually like broad beans?) and he was clumping on a bit of this and that and playing his own cooking skills up, you know how he is.
Just as it breaks to the ad, Dave pipes up and says in his best cockney accent…
…” and naow I’m goink to urinate on it, yeah? But don’ you do it, yeah? ‘Cos it won’ taste enny goo’, know wha’ I mean? Bu’ when I doo it, yeah? It tastes sumpin’ speshal”.
Eat your heart out Jamie!
Davey Oliver lives at our house!
I think Davey Oliver could be the next prime time chef superstar!
I eat raw broad beans, straight from the garden, and when they’re on the small side - sweeter that way.
Davey Oliver can pee on as many dishes as he likes just so long as he takes over from Gordon F. Ramsay!
Jaimie Oliver must be the person I’d love to kick in the mouth the most.
And that’s saying something in a world with Bono, James Blunt, 16 million Dutch, Tom Cruise etc etc
heheheh I like broad beans yum.. I really don’t like Jamie Oliver though.But I really really detest nigella EEWWW
cheers kim
LOL!
That is hilarious!
And I hate broad beans. Ick.
ha ha ha ha I watched that bit too!
My DH likes broad beans but his mother is a total food snob and thinks things like broad bean paste is wonderful….
*lol* It’s great having a comedian in the house
That’s hilarious. And I have no idea what broad beans are.
gorgeous photos this week!
LMAO!! oh thats freakin funny!!