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Five things I have learnt today about toothpaste.
February 8th, 2008 by Tiff

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1. Toothpaste is very expensive if you have to buy it more than once a day  week.

2. You can scrub your bathroom until it’s sparkling but if there is toothpaste to be found, expect to be scrubbing it again half an hour later.

3. Toothpaste can cause hives on soft toddler boy skin, especially “Extreme Clean plus Whitening” formula.

4. It also bleaches navy blue t - shirts.

5. If your toddler eats a tube of toothpaste for brunch (it’s not quite breakfast and it’s not quite lunch) expect the afternoon poo to be minty fresh and don’t be surprised when you find streaks of spearmint gel goodness.

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15 Responses  
Kelley (179 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 16:31

Babe, you know I hear ya!

Don’t what ever you do, buy the one with the minty breath strips. They stick to everything and are a bastard to get off!

Maria (25 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 16:37

*lololololololol*

Tracey (109 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 18:28

Oh dear. Noah, why does she leave you unattended for even a split second? Surely, after two years, she knows better than that!

Minty poo….beats the other kind!

river writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 19:36

Bigger breakfast? Earlier lunch? Put a bowl of fruit where the toothpaste is supposed to be?

Leigh (20 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 20:19

Oh, that sounds a bit like my place. We go through so much, and it gets flicked and smeared everywhere. I’m glad they have moved past the eating it from the tube stage tho *hehe*

Veronica (506 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 20:24

Oh my god, I am cracking up. Thankyou I needed this!

Also, it’s a bit scary that it bleaches tshirts.

frogpondsrock (99 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 20:45

hehehehe a male I know cleaned his willy with toothpaste when he was small… it burns…

cheers kim

Karen (miscmum) (56 comments.) writes:
February 8th, 2008 at 21:24

Yes, stupid bleach in toothpaste has ruined a few t-shirts of mine, blast it!

Trish (360 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 00:54

- oh no - very cute I can just imagine . We keep the toothpaste up high - ‘butt’ the toilet paper they have discovered .
I will lock it up from now on.

Summer (42 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 02:48

Sorry but I laughed. The things we learn through having kids are funny.

lceel (337 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 05:19

Somehow the three boys missed the toothpaste thing. Too bad. Some minty fresh poo would have been a welcome change.

Misty (7 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 06:14

we have had toothpaste adventures ourselves… nasty stuff…

Tasina (17 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 11:11

Oh my! But minty fresh poo might be better than….you know….poo poo. The son of a close friend went thru this phase of wanting to brush his teeth all the time - 4 or 5 times a day. One day he asked again if he could and where was the toothpaste. She went and grabbed it and gave it to him. A bit later he told her it tasted funny. She looked at the tube and saw that she had given him some sort of anti-itch cream. BLEH!!

Karen MEG (27 comments.) writes:
February 9th, 2008 at 14:47

Hmmm, minty poo! The things your kids teach you about the world LOL!

Bloghoppin’ Hi

childlife (38 comments.) writes:
February 12th, 2008 at 08:54

Oh noooooooo! ROTFLOL #5!!!

Sounds like home : D

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