Balls and the weekend we grew some.
Overheard while preparing Italian Balls (spinach and fetta arancini) ;
‘These balls are sticky’. (snigger, snigger, snigger).
‘My, those are big balls. It says your balls should be no bigger than golf ball size’.
‘Those are my balls! Don’t touch my balls!’ (Big twins enter into a Beavis and Butthead type chuckle)…
Heh
Heh Heh
Heh he heh
You said balls!
BALLS!
Hehe heh heh!
‘Wow! These balls have nuts in them.’ (Father falls to the floor in gaffaw, disbelieving that his ‘innocen’t almost 12 year olds could be so… worldly).
‘Mum, are you going to deep fry everyone’s balls?’ *giggle, snigger, snort*
‘Is that enough balls’?
‘You can never have enough balls’!
‘What is the difference between Italian balls and normal balls’?
‘Italian balls are spicy’.
I was talking about FOOD people, get your minds out of the gutter.
Food, I tell you.
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Ivy’s bottom blistered up over the weekend and on the Sunday we phoned the paed. He started to discuss logistics until we started asking questions.
Why did we need to do this again?
Would it definitely give us a diagnosis and would we be able to move forward after this?
When he couldn’t answer, David said that we did not want to go ahead with the biopsy and that we wanted another opinion with an immunologist.
We said we didn’t want to put her through more pain.
It was wrong.
Just to do it, so they could experiment on her body.
He reluctantly agreed.
Once upon a time there were two parents of many children, who finally grew a pair!
To be continued…
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cheers Kim
LMFAO @ your balls…of course it was food *snort*. Your balls were yummy I hope!
((hugs)) good on you and David
Hopefully the number 2’s keep firming up and the paed pulls his digit out to earn his medical degrees now!
Try eliminating yeast further down the track and think about Nilstat. Waaay back in the dim dark ages when antibiotics were first produced en masse they were coated with Nilstat to prevent a gut overgrowth of candida but sometime in the 1960’s the USA FDA outlawed it, saying it was actually 2 medications on 1 script which was a no no.
We had many discussions like this when our oldest kid was 12-ish…testicles and balls were the funniest thing ever. Oh, well, it was a change from fart jokes, I guess.
I think you very much did the right thing with the doc. You know Ivy and what’s right for her. Yay for growing a pair!!!
lmao!! Nuts were the topic of choice at our house yesterday……….
Yay you!! at standing up to the paed!
Glad you and David stood up to the paed. Ivy’s had more than enough pain and you as parents have suffered enough anguish. I hope things all go well from now on.
LMAO@ at all the balls. I too would be happy to move to balls from fart and poo jokes. Tho on the weekend I was informed that whole pickles are in fact goat penis *blink*
Maybe you could send some balls to your pead.
Hmmmm, and were the balls tasty? Because I might need that recipe…
And Yay for standing up to the paed.
I am honored! Truly!!! And more than that I am over the moon that you will be seeing the EXPERT of all EXPERTS for darling Ivy. JUMP JUMP JUMP that is me jumping all around! Now to get some peace for YOU!!!!!
Oh and balls, um, yeah, giggles inducing!!
Well done on drawing a line for the paed to see. Your poor baby is a real live little girl, not a game of “what if”.
Love your balls - and yes we need the recipe!
First off…thanks for the chuckle. I was giggling like an immature teen again…and considering my mind has been in the gutter since last night, this post was insanely appropriate for me to read this morning.
Second…GOOD FOR YOU (and your DH)!! Let us know how it all goes with the new specialist…I hope you can get in to see them within a reasonable amount of time!!! It truly only takes our children in pain to give us courage and strength we never knew we had!!