Yep, I could be in marketing…

Other names for a Picolax type product;
“Rectovac”.
“Doodoo Deluge”.
“Heavy Sh*t” (as opposed to Trish’s Go Lightly).
“Fire In The Hull”!
“Ring of Fire”.
“Alimentary, my dear doctor”!
“Colonic Draino”.
I know. I need to get a life.

Picolax poo, ewwwww!!!

So, the day has arrived when Ivy is no longer allowed to eat food. She can only drink clear fluids and she must also have her two doses of  Picolax.
Ok, I can hear you all asking what Picolax is.
It is a mixture that one downs for… faecal evacuation, to cleanse the colon, to make sure […]

“It’s raining, it’s pouring” (Noah style)

“It’s raining, it’s porning.
The (la la la) man… snorning.
He (la la la) bumphead!
(la la la la la do do do)
coo geeup…morning”!
“RAY”!!!!! (hooray)