When you relax Murphy comes a knockin’

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When you relax Murphy comes a knockin’

January 19th, 2008 by Tiff

While Kelley is off having her girly sleepover Murphy has had nobody to pester, so this morning he came knocking on my door.

I hate Murphy.

For a start, I think Guera from Roaming Aussie Mum was right. I think the paed has been reading my blog and I don’t think he has enjoyed the context very much.

Humble apologies paed. I have to get it off my chest somewhere.

This morning, after Ivy had a tragic night, what do I find?

Blisters!

More bl**dy blisters!

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!

Poor baby.

Stupid Murphy.

Ivy is sad and sore, Noah is being an ASB (attention seeking behaviour) queen…I mean…prince. The big kids are bored and rude, David is in disbelief and he has hayfever, therefore, he will need a nanna nap soon (because stress makes him tired) all because I relaxed and started to think, nay gloat that all was going to be good.

All is not good.

I am stressed out and have taken on the appearance of a screaming banshee, hair a flurry, glowing green eyes, gnashing teeth, arms flailing, screaming my high pitched horrible noise to anyone who befalls my path.

How do you kill Murphy?

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14 Responses

Bettina (96 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 11:57

hugs hon. if it’s any consolation, Murphy was at my place yesterday…….. we need an axe!

frogpondsrock (99 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 12:37

bloody hell..(((hugs)))

kim xxx

Veronica (506 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 12:50

Maybe would could hang Murphy upside down and use him for a piñata?

(((hugs))).

Trish (350 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 13:20

Ah Tiff… I am sorry for poor Ivy and her blistered butt. I don’t have any advice Murphy is a b@astard.
Hugs …

Guera (151 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 13:56

Oh, Tiff, I’m so sorry to hear that. For the language that I want to use to describe Murphy, see Kelley’s blog! Sending lots of abrazos (Mexican hugs) and hoping its just a blip on the recovery process and not a relapse. I have no idea whether that´s possible, but I´m hoping just the same.

Kelley (177 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 15:35

Oh babe. Sorry for sending him your way. But I don’t want the SOB back that is for sure!

Wonder if we all jump him, hack him into pieces, bury parts of him on hallowed ground we may all get some peace?

Tracey (109 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 18:13

Well that sucks big hairy dogs balls. Want me to come over with chocolate?

alyndabear (3 comments.) writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 20:46

Ohhhh… I would like to KILL Murphy for his timing in the past — but instead, I’ll shoot him death stares on your behalf.

Hugs!

river writes:

January 19th, 2008 at 22:25

Oh no! Poor Ivy. And poor you. I quite like Veronica’s pinata idea. When she’s finished bashing him, I think staking on an ant hill and smearing him with honey should come next.

Xbox4NappyRash (67 comments.) writes:

January 20th, 2008 at 08:27

I think Murphy found his way to you via my blog…sorry

Jayne (143 comments.) writes:

January 20th, 2008 at 11:46

Poor you and poor Ivy ((hugs))

Boneblower (Anita) (33 comments.) writes:

January 20th, 2008 at 13:10

That description sounds like the person I see in the mirror!!

Hugs to you and Ivy, Murphy needs to go and live with Osama Bin Laden and tag, you’re it xox

planningqueen (1 comments.) writes:

January 20th, 2008 at 17:07

I have just come across your blog (which I think is great BTW) and I thought “what blisters?” and I then saw the photos and instantly felt an immense amount of sympathy for Ivy and for you. I hope the blisters don’t get as bad like some of the others did in the photos.

childlife (38 comments.) writes:

January 21st, 2008 at 12:41

Murphy doesn’t die. He just keeps knocking. (sorry) We installed extra deadbolts…

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