Heard in the house today.

Mummy: What are you going to wear today?

Noah stares blankly into wardrobe.

Mummy: Shorts and a T - shirt?

Noah: No!

Mummy: Then what?

Noah: My Santa suit!

Ok, this child has a bit of a Santa obsession going on, me thinks…

Even though the Ivy - girl has the worst diarrhoea known to man, she still has a sense of humour about it. After a rather ‘rat died up the bottom’ fart resounded from her backside, she giggle and cried…

“Ooooh, fluff, me”! (the kids call flatulence ‘fluffing’, go figure).

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Sueblimely (16 comments.) said January 27, 2008, 2:05 pm:

“Oooh, fluff, me” - I love it and think it should become part of the Aussie vernacular.

It could replace: Well blow me down, Well I never or Goodness Gracious.
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Bettina (90 comments.) said January 27, 2008, 2:10 pm:

lolol

I still keep finding christmas tree baubles that my TJ has hidden in his room to enjoy later and farts are apparently always funny!
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river said January 27, 2008, 6:07 pm:

When mine were small we “fluffed”, then they discovered “erupted” and they’ve been erupting ever since. Kind of appropriate since they like to eat “hot” foods.
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frogpondsrock (99 comments.) said January 27, 2008, 6:16 pm:

hehehe well fluff me

cheers kim..

ps. glad to see that you didn’t stay away from us for too long..((((hugs))))
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Veronica (225 comments.) said January 27, 2008, 8:28 pm:

A Santa suit? In summer heat? O-kay.

Glad Ivy can laugh about it.
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Dawn (26 comments.) said January 28, 2008, 1:24 pm:

fluff me indeed!
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Jayne (124 comments.) said January 28, 2008, 2:33 pm:

Love it !
I’m borrowing Ivy’s comment to ~~torment~~ mildly annoy my Feral Offspring lol