A Bit of Bling.

Dawn over at Kaiser Alex.com is starting a new theme for Saturdays. Her first ask is that we design some bling to pimp our blogs and promote ‘Showin’ off on Saturdays’.
It sounded like fun and with my house clean, presents wrapped and children all sitting quietly watching Hi5, I thought I would give it a go.
So […]

When I offered him a lap dance, I didn’t mean that.

My lap top is fixed! Fried in an electrical storm, I thought I had lost my constant friend and companion for good but my wonderful husband retrieved the memory and had it repaired under warranty.
Today he is restoring said memory and I offered him a lap dance.
 I meant a dance holding my laptop.
He didn’t see […]

That’s what I am…

Early this morning, I was lying on the lounge having a snuggle with Noah. He has been feeling a little left out of late. A sweet moment between mother and son.
Until Ivy came storming into the room and smacked Noah square on the head…
“Ge orff, No - No”, she screeched, trying to pull Noah from […]

In his defence…

I spoke to the paed about Ivy. Every. Single. Blood test NORMAL. Which leaves us with nothing. No diagnosis to hold on to, nothing to explain why she is so sick. Zip, nada, zilch.
I asked him why he had walked straight past us. Bagged him out, in fact.
He was on his way to the hospital […]