Heard in the house recently…
2am
wifey to hubby;
W: "Have you seen Ivy’s dummy"? (Searching frantically in and around bed)
H: "Wah"? (half waking from man sleep ie; not waking at all) "It’ll be around somewhere"…
Yeah thanks for that.
5am
Wifey sits up from restless dozing with Ivy, something lumpy growing from her back…
H: Peels thing from wife’s back and cries triumphantly: "I found the dummy"!
W: Sizes up dummy… "I ain’t no princess"!
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At breakfast;
H: "Don’t pinch me there, I’m manstruating, you know"!
W: "I am so blogging that"!
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Why is it that dogs wait until you have visitors and everything is quiet before they break wind with the most putred post No Frills dog food smell and why do the kids all snigger uncontrolably and then blame the parents?